So I came upon a bit of perl script that generates random sentences in English. The code can be found here.
I downloaded and ran the script, and this was the sentence that was produced:
i had the greatest confusion imaginable
I assume this is truly random chance, although I would believe that it might be a little bit of a joke on me as well.
The script also produced this sentence:
i began with all possible wariness
It only seems appropriate.
Running the script again produced this:
as soon as you know he was going to say i did the doctor and me there for some time in some other way and did not want the money is a fool as to say he suddenly turned round in his pocket book i had to tell her i thought they were a few more inheritances
There's nothing like computer generated randomness for a little cheap entertainment. Incidentally, the script uses the texts of Crime and Punishment, Great Expectations, Robinson Crusoe, and Around the World in 80 Days to seed the random phrase generator.