I don't really have to make this stuff up:
Storm menaces Florida after deadly Caribbean passage
This story was written by my friend Michael Haskins, who is, among other things, a great mystery writer.
The part he didn't reveal was how the shadowy terrorist group G.R.O.U.T.* unsuccessfully employed their nefarious beer-powered hurricane-diverting machine to destroy the Adios Airways Southern HQ and the Adios Maritime Division Flagship S/V Flying Fish.
* The Group for Really Outrageously Unpleasant Terrorism, or something like that