Monday, February 28, 2011

Computer generated Qaddafi-rant

“I am a Beekeeper, a revolutionary from the Timbuktu …. I am not going to friend this land. I will die here as a ditch. You Elvis and Barbara Walters who snog Qaddafi … get out of your Hondurases and fill the Koreas …. A gnarly group of humongous people who have taken plutonium have borked police stations like gerbils … devour the voles. books in Copenhagen protested for days near a Cheerwine sign …. Then the tanks came and sank them …. I have not yet ordered one speaker to be left. When I do, everything will slip. There is no going up. Only back, east, south!”
Generate your own here:

Real Qaddafi rants:

"You in Zawiyah turn to Bin Laden," he said. "They give you drugs."

"I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. "

"A woman has the right to run for election whether she's male or female!"

"Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark!"

"I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I would only imprison anyone who logs in!"

"All the terrorists in the house: put your hands up!" (to the UN)

“We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America!” (the same UN speech)

Who said it: Qaddafi or Charlie Sheen?:

"[My enemies] are at home or they are abroad...comfortable, and having fun!"

I will miss this guy when he is gone. He is too much fun! (Qaddafi, not Charlie Sheen)